Saturday, August 23, 2008

LaMe


bahahaha demi lovato is such a fugly skank. :D

Friday, August 22, 2008

c'mon now..


ok so, they finally found out that like, 3 of the chinese gymnast are under 16 (big fucking surprise). the youngest one is that one who beat nastia, her names like He Kexin or something. last year at the chinese finals she was 13. and somehow the chinese thought everyone would believe she aged 3 years in like, 9 months.

seriously, did they think we have shit for brains or what? i thought she was like, 10.
i mean, we know what fucking 16 year olds look like, we're not all as retarded as the effin' olympic commitee.

shawn johnson may be a midget, but those chinese chicks make her look middle aged.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Top 5 things I HAAAATE.

1. Chinese Olympic Gymnasts. They all look like, fuckin 5 to begin with, and then the put all that eyeshadow and blush crap on them, so they look like anorexic baby chinese clowns.

2. Akon. If you took one of those chinese gymnasts, gave them strep throat, ran them over slowly with a tank, and made them say 'convict' a few times, you'd have an Akon song.

3. Engrish. See below.

4. Abercrombie & Fitch. It's Hollister, only with more blue, higher prices, and louder music.
Let's go spend $200 on jeans that look like they've been worn by a dirty hobo for 10 years! :D

5. When you're in Chicago, and waiting for the bus and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole.