i wish life had a like button

ssooooooooo i heard an interesting story on the radio today (and then later on christian nightmares) about a woman named Bethany Storro, who was previously on the news for apparently getting acid thrown in her face at a bar for no reason.

random, but sad.

but THEN, it turns out that she faked the acid attack so she would be invited on the Oprah show so she could 'inspire people and tell them about Jesus.'

...

which brings me to 3 points.

1. even if her first made up story was true...how does that tell me anything about Christianity? maybe if she was being persecuted for being a christian, ok, some people might be inspired, but a random person throwing acid on you and gives you some nasty scabs is not really inspiring. as you can see in the pictures, shes got some nasty discolored scabs which might lead to a few scars, but they say she will ultimately heal. it's not like she's that poor lady that was on Oprah earlier who got her whole face ripped off. i mean, yeah it's sad, but it's not the first thing that comes to mind when i think 'christian inspiration.'

2. she actually got invited to oprah. she was scheduled to go on the show with her mom. the police didn't even suspect it was a fake, they had no INKLING of an idea she could even be lying. but she told them. i mean i'm glad to know it was a fake, but wtf. you suck at evil plans. well, i guess yours wasn't evil since it was in the name of your jesus, so you suck at holy plans.

3. bitch you crazy. how about doing something inspiring instead of throwing acid on your face? not only crazy deformed people make it on oprah. you could've helped someone, AND saved your skin.

and thats all i have to say about that.

oh i hate teabaggers

smosh helps us realize the amount of intelligence supporting the tea party movement.

happy monday.

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why don't conservatives want to live?

Conservative bible 'The Weekly Standard' has just 'exposed' the lies of Al Gore and his global warming campaign. How was he proved to be a liar?

Because, this winter......it snowed.

So, there is your UNIVERSAL proof that global warming does not exist, right? Because in winter, it's cold, not warm, and only 25% more of ice caps are melting (not 50% like expected)?

Um. No. Sorry, conservatives, but just because you don't want to believe it DOESN'T MEAN the climate is not changing. EVERY SINGLE ONE of the top climate experts AGREE the climate is changing, and not for the better.

Even if it turns out it's not as bad as predicted, WHY take the chance when there's so much evidence supporting it?? Why just, you know, make preparations, just in case it is as bad as predicted, and the act of not preparing will, uh, i don't know, kill people??

Our brains are in our heads for us to use. Pull a Sarah Palin and write that on your hand if you need a reminder now and then.

hope you guessed my name.

i'm not going to be so quiet about my beliefs anymore because i'm afraid of offending people. if i'm asked, i'll say what i think, and if you are offended, then i'd like to let you know that i'm probably equally as offended by yours.
i won't say much but i will say i can't believe the amount of complete impossibility and make believe some people will accept as truth, especially when they aren't even open to the alternatives.

extreme example: The Flat Earth Society.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.