luke grimes day

what would the lovechild of emile hirsch and robert pattinson (with a dash of joaquin phoenix) look like? well, this shiz right here.

why don't conservatives want to live?

Conservative bible 'The Weekly Standard' has just 'exposed' the lies of Al Gore and his global warming campaign. How was he proved to be a liar?

Because, this winter......it snowed.

So, there is your UNIVERSAL proof that global warming does not exist, right? Because in winter, it's cold, not warm, and only 25% more of ice caps are melting (not 50% like expected)?

Um. No. Sorry, conservatives, but just because you don't want to believe it DOESN'T MEAN the climate is not changing. EVERY SINGLE ONE of the top climate experts AGREE the climate is changing, and not for the better.

Even if it turns out it's not as bad as predicted, WHY take the chance when there's so much evidence supporting it?? Why just, you know, make preparations, just in case it is as bad as predicted, and the act of not preparing will, uh, i don't know, kill people??

Our brains are in our heads for us to use. Pull a Sarah Palin and write that on your hand if you need a reminder now and then.

hope you guessed my name.

i'm not going to be so quiet about my beliefs anymore because i'm afraid of offending people. if i'm asked, i'll say what i think, and if you are offended, then i'd like to let you know that i'm probably equally as offended by yours.
i won't say much but i will say i can't believe the amount of complete impossibility and make believe some people will accept as truth, especially when they aren't even open to the alternatives.

extreme example: The Flat Earth Society.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.

it's like a trashbag filled with creamed corn..

people of walmart, take 2.

what do azns and t swift have in common?

probably nothing but they sure are cute together.
skip to 46 seconds if you don't want to here mario lopez's little spiel.

if you can't see the whole video, click hur.

bueller...bueller...

my partial "sick" day has inspired a ferris related post. yee hawww. (:


"I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."


"i'm dying, ferris."
"you're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do."

"How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? "

new name.

long story.

i'd argue freedom of speech, but that's the price you pay when you live with your parents.

2 more MONTHS TIL FREEDOM. well i guess technically 4, counting summer.

but ANYWAYS

this is how i feel today