makes sense.

"hitler is generally considered the most evil person in history. si?
why? because he killed 6 million jews, give or take. yeah.
now, the nicest, most loving figure in all of history. alot of times people hear this and think, 'god.' right?

now, i'm sure alot of you are familiar with the story of noah, in the old testament. the story of a 600 year old guy who builds a boat larger then modern cruise ships to house a pair of every type of animal (an estimated 2 billion species is thought to have existed at that time on earth,) so they can float while god destroys everyone with a big flood, cause apparently they were just so mean he couldn't take it anymore.

so, god killed roughly idk everyone on earth. but he's the nicest guy ever? and i thought he had uh like everyone power imaginable and unimaginable? why didn't he just try to make them nicer somehow with his god powers instead of being a big jerk and killing them?
and if he was gonna kill them, why'd he have to do it in the one of the meanest way possible, drowning? why didn't he just say, 'everyone die except noah and his posse' and then they just would've fallen down, and it would've saved poor 600 year old noah the time and wood and effort it takes to find polar bears, every type of bug on the face of the planet, spider monkies, giraffes, ant eaters, sub artic macaroni penguins, lions, etc etc who can all TOTALLY survive in the same climate on a big wooden boat. (cough)

aaannndd, it takes at least 50 animals of a species to prevent inbreeding and to insure enough genetic variation. so...

just sayin.'