see what you and the kardashians have in common!

i dont give a flying fuck what i have in common with kim kardashian! :D
whats she famous for again? oh thats right no one knows.

when i grow up i wanna be teyana taylor. mhmmmm.

as if you didnt know this already.

playing Team America World Police got old along time ago.

really?

i've so fucking sick of living here and being treated like i'm 13. jesus christ.
my mom seriously doesn't speak a word to me unless it has to do with my grades or homework or seeing teachers fkgadkjlgdajkad. it makes me want to tear my fucking hair out.

2 years can't go by fast enough, the second i find a college i'm moving as far away from here as i fucking can.

like really. if i get a c in biology, the world will keep fucking moving. i'm not going to be a biologist. or probably anything related. so i dont care.

seriously. grades are important, but getting screamed at everyday is ridiculous.

!!

well

all you fat old soccer moms hatin on sarah palin cause she's hott AND she's actually good for something can go jump off a bridge.

seriously. you dont have to look like a dyke in an oversized pantsuit to be a good vice president, you can not look like hillary clinton and still be smart and know what your talking about.

you can say it's cause of her preggo daughter but it's really because your jealous that you have cankles and a spare tire the size of jupiter and she doesnt. (:

hey bitchez.

i. love. the office.

..

"you will never be persecuted greater then for being yourself.
thats why only the bravest can do so."
- c.s. williams

i need new MuZiC

send me songs, g.


and i take back the jm comment. there is one good song on the whole cd. but i still dont like it.
peace.

dear hilary,

you shouldn't leave your pws for stuff in your phone lol, thats not very smart. (i got on your facebook too.) instead of posting a bunch of pictures & vidoes from lovethecock.com i'll just say that this weekend was b-a, and i hope we get to play the 'you can tell they dont fuck anymore' game sometime soon even though you suck at it. & drums & bass & pretty much life.
but it's cool you know, you can always just downgrade to like, the triangle, or bongos or something that takes like no talent.

lolol jp dawg! ILY!!!!! call me after you get this and dont delete it.

love,
m-DaWg!

p.s. don't ask how i know about lovethecock.com

fuck me.

i'm having a bad motherfucking day month year.



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oh, and please steal this dumbass's money.
having a picture of my debit card on my myspace makes me look badass!!!!!!

yeah and making it a little blurry TOTALLY MAKES THE NUMBER LYK INVIZABLE! what a genius!!!
go buy illegal stuff and get him in trouble.