dear hilary,

you shouldn't leave your pws for stuff in your phone lol, thats not very smart. (i got on your facebook too.) instead of posting a bunch of pictures & vidoes from lovethecock.com i'll just say that this weekend was b-a, and i hope we get to play the 'you can tell they dont fuck anymore' game sometime soon even though you suck at it. & drums & bass & pretty much life.
but it's cool you know, you can always just downgrade to like, the triangle, or bongos or something that takes like no talent.

lolol jp dawg! ILY!!!!! call me after you get this and dont delete it.

love,
m-DaWg!

p.s. don't ask how i know about lovethecock.com

fuck me.

i'm having a bad motherfucking day month year.



words that sound dirty but arent: circumscribe ramrod masticate bushmaster ascot cumquat shuttlecock cumin (spice or something) titter niggardly

top 97 dirty sounding words.



oh, and please steal this dumbass's money.
having a picture of my debit card on my myspace makes me look badass!!!!!!

yeah and making it a little blurry TOTALLY MAKES THE NUMBER LYK INVIZABLE! what a genius!!!
go buy illegal stuff and get him in trouble.

why i hate sarah palin...

bad mouthing oprah. bitch.

milli

today was shitty. i'm excited for 3OH!3 and i think i might skip out on sky eats airplane.
i'm not really a big fan anyway and i really don't want to have to drive all the way up there if theres a possibility it might suck.

i hate living in trashy town no (good) bands will come to.

but anyway, i've had alot of people say they wanna go to 3OH!3 so i still have like one or two spots in my car if you wanna come.

peace.

good will hunting by myself

"Girl, I remember when we was sittin' on your couch
Watchin' Good Will Hunting, holdin' hands and drinkin' milkshakes
But milkshakes melt. People change, and
..you dumped me on my birthday.
Right after I bought you that really expensive thing from the Body Shop,
Called Jojoba Loofah ..Milktowel or something like that
That I sold 147 Cutco knives to afford, but whatever, hey, it's cool!
I've moved, on you know, I'm happy now. Well, happy in a crying sorta way.. you know..
curled up naked in the shower biting your knees wishing you were dead kinda happy
But I realized you were right, we were never meant to be. (:
And you know what? Thank GOD...
'Cause you're the most vapid, whiny bitch I've ever met
Always making fun of my clothes, telling me how hott other guys are, asking me to pay you gas money???!!!!!!!
Buy your own gas you bug-eyed mooch! It's your car and it costs more than my house!
Oh and now you're going around trying to sleep with my friends..psh..
Hey good, that really makes you an empowered individual - no wait, I
meant two-cent gutter slut.
Listen you tanning-bed-baked, broke-ass, goat-faced, oompa-loompa monkey problem
I am PROUD to shop at Target, I'll wear warm-up pants any day of the week!
Yes, your ass did look fat in those jeans, your mom's a M.I.L.F.
And I plan to get on your little sister just as soon as I give her a call back, oh and you know what else?

You can watch Good Will Hunting by yourself (you bitch, please die)"







lolz. 2nd favorite song evaaa. ;P

kan-yay.

kanye's new song love lockdown was on perez, and not the dumb VMA version.

like normally i don't care enough about shiz like that to tell people about it, but that song is tripppppyyyy.

here is the only place i could find to listen to it where it wasn't like, scratchy and shit.


you better like it.

my favorite theeeengz....

b t dubz...

I HATE SCHOOL.

i hate waking up early and i hate that i already have carpal tunnel from all the fuckin typing we've done for AE 3. i don't know how knowing about wars & shiz is going to get me a job, unless i want to be a historian, which i don't, so why do we need to take history with english..

kjadjkdkjaagd i also hate that i wasted money on cherry garcia that i was really excited to eat but left in my car.

yeah 'kay my fault. so here's a picture of dubya.

peace.

mY fAvOrItE nEgRo

i don't see how anyone can't wanna do travis, jesus.

woa, and look how short lil' wayne is.