remember this?

Ok. So, which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?

Frank: Mikey

Gerard: Mike, yes.

Mikey: That would be me.

And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'

Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.

Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can't believe he did this today."

Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.

Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone.

Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in..

Frank: Oh god..

Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere

Mikey: I did that one time..

Gerard: What about the times with the radio?

Mikey: Yeah...

Frank: Oh god..a heater?!

Mikey: ... I was pretty warm when I did it though.

oh and i got glasses. i didnt need them really. long story. (:

for the bulimics..

no more sticking fingers down your throat. this will do it.

tokio hotel sucks hairy nuts.

merry christmas kids.

never mind.

i miss my shawwn and his boogeyman face. (:

nigger.

bitchass motherfucker. i hate being lied to.
dghajkmljfnhfjdjigdgjjkgfjk.

i dont know. i especially hate finding out i was being lied to, oh say, a month later, after ive forgotten about it.

bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. *EJIEGIJOPSIOJSFU*#@$_ri(#

gonna break some fuckin teettthh.

yeah..

.

'love life. nod to your haters.
positive or negative, they still think about you enough to let you know,
truly they are your biggest fans.' - frank iero.

"sex is like air.

it's not real important until your not getting any."

(>._.)>

recent things that make me happy Y:
madi, rainbow goldfish, cran-apple whatever it's called, and shawn.

"i lost my partner and my daughter in the same year...

..somehow i rise above my problems and remain here.
yeah. and i hope this picture's painted clear..
if your heart filled with faith, then you can't fear.
wonder how i face years and i'm still chillen?
easy, let go, and let god deal with it." -

indie sol indie sol

kedjjlkdsgkjlgsjlkgskjlgalkj

bad habits bad habits

everything and everyone can go to fucking haayyyllee.

i love moccasins. really. i wish i was indian.

i also love zac efron.

and The Atlantic Paranormal Society.

and cheese chex mix.

AND TWILIGHTS ANNOYING, JEEZUZ H. CHRIST.

YOU SOUND LIKE NERDZ WHEN YOU SIT THERE AND DISCUSS IT LIKE ITS FKIN DARWINS THEORY OF EVOLUTION.

'well if i were bella i'd rather have jacob cause at least he's close to human but then edward omg i love edward cullen holy shit he's so hott.'

hey i dont mean to burst your imagination bubble, but guess what...

HES NOT FUCKING REAL.

how can he be hott??? hes in a fuckin book. you CANT SEE HIM.

liking it is one thing but getting those dumb 'Edward' t-shirts is reeeetawded.

ok well anyway.

see what you and the kardashians have in common!

i dont give a flying fuck what i have in common with kim kardashian! :D
whats she famous for again? oh thats right no one knows.

when i grow up i wanna be teyana taylor. mhmmmm.

as if you didnt know this already.

playing Team America World Police got old along time ago.

really?

i've so fucking sick of living here and being treated like i'm 13. jesus christ.
my mom seriously doesn't speak a word to me unless it has to do with my grades or homework or seeing teachers fkgadkjlgdajkad. it makes me want to tear my fucking hair out.

2 years can't go by fast enough, the second i find a college i'm moving as far away from here as i fucking can.

like really. if i get a c in biology, the world will keep fucking moving. i'm not going to be a biologist. or probably anything related. so i dont care.

seriously. grades are important, but getting screamed at everyday is ridiculous.

!!

well

all you fat old soccer moms hatin on sarah palin cause she's hott AND she's actually good for something can go jump off a bridge.

seriously. you dont have to look like a dyke in an oversized pantsuit to be a good vice president, you can not look like hillary clinton and still be smart and know what your talking about.

you can say it's cause of her preggo daughter but it's really because your jealous that you have cankles and a spare tire the size of jupiter and she doesnt. (:

hey bitchez.

i. love. the office.

..

"you will never be persecuted greater then for being yourself.
thats why only the bravest can do so."
- c.s. williams

i need new MuZiC

send me songs, g.


and i take back the jm comment. there is one good song on the whole cd. but i still dont like it.
peace.

dear hilary,

you shouldn't leave your pws for stuff in your phone lol, thats not very smart. (i got on your facebook too.) instead of posting a bunch of pictures & vidoes from lovethecock.com i'll just say that this weekend was b-a, and i hope we get to play the 'you can tell they dont fuck anymore' game sometime soon even though you suck at it. & drums & bass & pretty much life.
but it's cool you know, you can always just downgrade to like, the triangle, or bongos or something that takes like no talent.

lolol jp dawg! ILY!!!!! call me after you get this and dont delete it.

love,
m-DaWg!

p.s. don't ask how i know about lovethecock.com

fuck me.

i'm having a bad motherfucking day month year.



words that sound dirty but arent: circumscribe ramrod masticate bushmaster ascot cumquat shuttlecock cumin (spice or something) titter niggardly

top 97 dirty sounding words.



oh, and please steal this dumbass's money.
having a picture of my debit card on my myspace makes me look badass!!!!!!

yeah and making it a little blurry TOTALLY MAKES THE NUMBER LYK INVIZABLE! what a genius!!!
go buy illegal stuff and get him in trouble.

why i hate sarah palin...

bad mouthing oprah. bitch.

milli

today was shitty. i'm excited for 3OH!3 and i think i might skip out on sky eats airplane.
i'm not really a big fan anyway and i really don't want to have to drive all the way up there if theres a possibility it might suck.

i hate living in trashy town no (good) bands will come to.

but anyway, i've had alot of people say they wanna go to 3OH!3 so i still have like one or two spots in my car if you wanna come.

peace.

good will hunting by myself

"Girl, I remember when we was sittin' on your couch
Watchin' Good Will Hunting, holdin' hands and drinkin' milkshakes
But milkshakes melt. People change, and
..you dumped me on my birthday.
Right after I bought you that really expensive thing from the Body Shop,
Called Jojoba Loofah ..Milktowel or something like that
That I sold 147 Cutco knives to afford, but whatever, hey, it's cool!
I've moved, on you know, I'm happy now. Well, happy in a crying sorta way.. you know..
curled up naked in the shower biting your knees wishing you were dead kinda happy
But I realized you were right, we were never meant to be. (:
And you know what? Thank GOD...
'Cause you're the most vapid, whiny bitch I've ever met
Always making fun of my clothes, telling me how hott other guys are, asking me to pay you gas money???!!!!!!!
Buy your own gas you bug-eyed mooch! It's your car and it costs more than my house!
Oh and now you're going around trying to sleep with my friends..psh..
Hey good, that really makes you an empowered individual - no wait, I
meant two-cent gutter slut.
Listen you tanning-bed-baked, broke-ass, goat-faced, oompa-loompa monkey problem
I am PROUD to shop at Target, I'll wear warm-up pants any day of the week!
Yes, your ass did look fat in those jeans, your mom's a M.I.L.F.
And I plan to get on your little sister just as soon as I give her a call back, oh and you know what else?

You can watch Good Will Hunting by yourself (you bitch, please die)"







lolz. 2nd favorite song evaaa. ;P

kan-yay.

kanye's new song love lockdown was on perez, and not the dumb VMA version.

like normally i don't care enough about shiz like that to tell people about it, but that song is tripppppyyyy.

here is the only place i could find to listen to it where it wasn't like, scratchy and shit.


you better like it.

my favorite theeeengz....

b t dubz...

I HATE SCHOOL.

i hate waking up early and i hate that i already have carpal tunnel from all the fuckin typing we've done for AE 3. i don't know how knowing about wars & shiz is going to get me a job, unless i want to be a historian, which i don't, so why do we need to take history with english..

kjadjkdkjaagd i also hate that i wasted money on cherry garcia that i was really excited to eat but left in my car.

yeah 'kay my fault. so here's a picture of dubya.

peace.

mY fAvOrItE nEgRo

i don't see how anyone can't wanna do travis, jesus.

woa, and look how short lil' wayne is.

LaMe

bahahaha demi lovato is such a fugly skank. :D

c'mon now..

ok so, they finally found out that like, 3 of the chinese gymnast are under 16 (big fucking surprise). the youngest one is that one who beat nastia, her names like He Kexin or something. last year at the chinese finals she was 13. and somehow the chinese thought everyone would believe she aged 3 years in like, 9 months.

seriously, did they think we have shit for brains or what? i thought she was like, 10.
i mean, we know what fucking 16 year olds look like, we're not all as retarded as the effin' olympic commitee.

shawn johnson may be a midget, but those chinese chicks make her look middle aged.

Top 5 things I HAAAATE.

1. Chinese Olympic Gymnasts. They all look like, fuckin 5 to begin with, and then the put all that eyeshadow and blush crap on them, so they look like anorexic baby chinese clowns.

2. Akon. If you took one of those chinese gymnasts, gave them strep throat, ran them over slowly with a tank, and made them say 'convict' a few times, you'd have an Akon song.

3. Engrish. See below.

4. Abercrombie & Fitch. It's Hollister, only with more blue, higher prices, and louder music.
Let's go spend $200 on jeans that look like they've been worn by a dirty hobo for 10 years! :D

5. When you're in Chicago, and waiting for the bus and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole.